Aht lo leh-vahd

posted 4 hours ago via babygray · originally owenharpers
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  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

marguerite26:

carnilia:

ALWAYS REBLOG NATASHA FUCKING SCHOOLING LOKI FUCK YEAH

ALWAYS





katherinebeckets:

#in which martha is the whole fandom (x)


posted 3 days ago via bonesatic · originally stanakaticland
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booty-samurai:

i just wanna be worth someone’s time


posted 3 days ago via bonesatic · originally officerbeckett
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